Pick-Up Lines: a Complete Collection

Just in case, if you thinking about using a pick-up line with your crush, check if it’s in The Most Complete and Most Useless Collection of Pick-Up Lines so that you will never use any of them! The site has close to 1200 lines into nine categories for your browsing pleasure. Pleasure? Ok, most of them are funny if you aren’t using them or having them used at you. A few examples:
Baby, I’m an American Express lover…. you shouldn’t go home without me!
I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven’s a long way from here.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
You know, if we cut your arms off, you’d look just like Venus de Milo.
They are very good, no? I have one favourite, but I didn’t see it in that list. It is “You’re burning up my monitor. Are you always this hot?”
PS.: meu namorado também tem uma cantada favorita: “(Ele diz) Você tem doce de leite na barriga? (A moça fala) O quê? (Ele responde) É que você parece um sonho.”
Read also but don’t use: Picking Up Girls Made Easy.

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