Silly Jokes

For those who don’t speak Portuguese I found some really silly jokes to post here. My previous entry was about silly jokes also, so there are some here almost in the same level! Very, very silly and bad jokes. As I saw before, have fun!
Why did the hen cross the road ?
To prove she wasn’t chicken !
What do you call a man with a tree growing out of his head ?
Ed-ward !
How do you stop a head cold going to your chest ?
Easy – tie a knot in your neck !
Why shouldn’t you try to swim on a full stomach ?
Because it’s easier to swim on a full swimming pool !
What creature sticks to the bottom of sheep ships ?
Baaa-nacles !
How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ?
See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !
What is the coldest part of the North Pole ?
An explorer’s noes !
What do computer operators eat for lunch ?
Chips !
Why is that man standing in the sink ?
He’s a tap dancer !
Where do rabbits learn to fly ?
In the Hare Force !
What do you call a man who forgets to put his underpants on ?
Nicholas !
What do you call a man with a tree growing out of his head ?
Ed-Wood !
What do you call a woman with a sheep on her head ?
Baa-Baa-Ra !
What do you call a man who wears tissue paper trousers ?
Russell !
What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?
Sister Matic !
Why did the man with a pony tail go to see his doctor ?
He was a little hoarse !
What do you call a witch flying through the skies ?
Broom Hilda !
How did the Prime Minister get to know the secret ?
Someone Blairted it out !
What did the idiot call his pet zebra ?
Spot !
What do you call a fish on the dining table ?
A Plaice Mat !
What do you call the largest computer you can buy ?
A Big Mac !
What do you call medicine for horses ?
Cough Stirrup !
What do you call a pretend railway ?
A play station !
What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?
Scott !
What do you call a man with a pig on his head ?
Hamlet !
What do you call a man with eggs on his head ?
Omelette !
What do you shout to the Frenchman at the back of the race ?
Camembert !
What do you call a girl with a supermarket checkout on her head ?
Tilly !
What do you call a mummy that washes up ?
Pharaoh Liquid !
What do you call a Scottish racehorse rider ?
Jock-ey !

Silly jokes from kids corner.

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